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[UPDATED TO 1.1 <em>GET THE NEW ONE</em> <em>THE OLD ONE IS B A D</em>] Have too much money? Ever wanted to spend exactly 4 bucks for a 30~min( x4 )  illusion of having both love and friendship?? Ever wanted to be a LESBIAN with NO DISCERNABLE EYES seducing her/their GAY BEST FRIENDS??? You've come to the perfect place!! For just FOUR BUCKS you can enjoy: <ul><li>Seducing your best friends(x3), gaily. (gay-ly)</li><li>Seducing 1 (one) D&amp;D commoner without a face</li><li>Seducing a skeleton, but platonically</li><li>Romantic Cryptid Hunting</li><li>Romantic Watching-Your-Date-Be-Really-Really-Dumb</li><li>Romantic Thievery, except it's Yu-Gi-Oh cards,  winning (stealing) them from crying seven-year-olds with your date.</li><li>Getting Ding-Dong-Blocked by your Date's twin</li><li>Failure</li><li>Not Suffering From Existential Crisis (Wow!)</li><li>Partake in Redecorating Your Friends' New House by Hiding All Her Toilet Paper</li><li>Ability to say 'Wack'</li><li>Fight Prozac</li><li>Implied touching of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson</li><li>Criticise your friend's pants</li><li>Milk babies(?)</li><li>DANK GUITAR</li><li>Jimothy</li><li>Paying $4 for something not worth $4</li><li>Regret for aforementioned activity</li><li>Regret in General</li></ul> Wow!!! So many experiences!!! Buy now to get a free (imaginary) steak knife! Or don't, and taste our angry tears in all your food for the next 10 years! The choice is yours! Production by FrankleWinkle in 5 days (Like, made in 5 days. Our name is FrankleWinkle.) Find us at:noeybodys.tumblr.comemoqueee.tumblr.com <em>[if you've like, money problems and really can't afford the game or whatever even tho u wanna play it (for whatever reason) just email/message us or sth my dude]</em>