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  Dear All Authorized Go-Go-Listo Delivery Personnel: The following workplace concerns have come to our attention post Mechjam III: <ul><li>New Depot Employee Cheryl has been disabling the controls of delivery drivers post tutorial, spinning them out of control. This behavior will not be tolerated and will be addressed at a future date. Please remember to report any workplace health concerns related to Cheryl’s rampage directly to HR so we can throw them directly in the trash.  </li><li>Veteran Employee Frank will not stop staring directly into the player’s eyes after a successful drop and whispering sweet nothings into their ear. It is making the new hires uncomfortable. Appropriate action will not be taken. Keep up the good work, Frank. </li><li>We have received reports that some depots refuse to populate with more jobs. This is an error and not at all a result of depot worker strikes, but hey, nobody likes that district anyways.</li><li>On rare occasions, delivery drivers report nearly being thrown into orbit due to strange interactions with their Extendo-Arms™️. For ease of delivery, Go-Go-Listo does not recommend delivery drivers launch themselves into orbit. It is unclear whether or not delivery drivers can survive in orbit. More testing is needed.</li></ul> Sincerely, Go-Go Listo Corporate