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Lonely Astronaut is a one-button arcade game in which you pilot the corpse of a long-abandoned astronaut floating in a cosmic graveyard. In the process, you might find out something about the human condition. But probably not.Features:<ul><li> With only the ability to thrust the Astronaut's body around with its malfunctioning jetpack, Lonely Astronaut is easy to pick up and play weep.</li><li> The wonders of space will reveal themselves to you as you play. If only you were alive to see these truths unfold.</li><li> Play dress-up with your corpse because that's healthy.</li><li> Not related to the game, but here's a friendly reminder that you and I are all going to die someday, probably sooner than we'd like to think.</li></ul>
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Life is usually like golf: You wanna die the fewest times possible. You seem to have taken a different approach. Score 10,000 points.
Romilly won't be happy when you get back late.
You're gamma ray bursting with love!
You are a leaf on the wind.
Why is the existential dread always gone?
Your empty sockets fill forever with tears. You cannot stop. There is no end. You've got a sick score though, so that's cool. Score 1,000,000 points.
Imagine the trillions you've killed already! Imploding the lifeblood of the Universe means nothing! Everyone is a huge fan. <3 Score 250,000 points.
Like a saltine, but Earthier.
You are become Dead, Destroyer of Worlds.
They lose, and you win! But you're dead though. So not really. Score 50,000 points.